WidowPC, a leader in gaming computer hardware, announced today that they have photographic evidence of actual Dell laptop customer-hostages fleeing the Dell campus in Round Rock, Texas.
"The customer exodus stems from a combination of Dell's exploding laptop fiasco, WidowPC's price point on their Sting 517D gaming laptop, starting at roughly $100 lower than Dell's XPS gaming product, culminating in a subliminal feeling of being held hostage by Dell's robotic phone staff," said Jake M., an actual Dell customer.
The WidowPC Sting 517D gaming laptop uses a safe battery. Dell faced massive recalls after photographs of exploding Dell laptops surfaced on the Internet. "WidowPC has never used exploding batteries in our laptops," said Joshua McClure, chief executive at WidowPC. "Our complex statistical customer analysis has shown that customers don't appreciate randomly exploding products especially when offered in combination with a lack of service and support."
In addition to a notable lack of incendiary devices, WidowPC's dual core Sting 517D gaming laptop also features Intel's latest Core 2 Duo Merom mobile CPU, an NVIDIA GeForce Go 7950 GTX video card with 512MB DDR3 memory, up to 4 GB of memory, up to 200 GB of high speed SATA hard drive capacity, DVD-RAM technology, high speed wireless, Bluetooth, a TV tuner card, and host of memory card slots, ports and multimedia connections.
It also comes with over $400 in free software, free lifetime tech support from real humans in America. Pricing starts at $2,195, roughly $100 lower than Dell's XPS product.
Via windowpc.
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